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Friday, March 28, 2008

Transformers

Hey guys, check this out. Do not miss it!
Now fellas, I bet you all must have, at one point in life, browsed through frienster profiles and facebooks and blogs of girls, thinking, " WA CHIOBU SIAAA OMGZZ!!!"

Nowadays beauty is such an easily obtainable object 'cause of advanced technology in the makeup industry. Guys out there would turn their heads towards girls who look more than presentable in make up down Orchard Road, most prolly thinking how cool it would be if that girl is his girlfriend. But I bet he didn't stop and think how she would look like under the cake of dust she slapped onto her face.

Nowadays people keep getting mixed up between natural beauty and superficial beauty. Whenever a certain person come up and remarked how pretty the girl is from the picture which is obviously taken from the make-the-face-slimmer-and-eyes-bigger angle, with heavy eyeshadow and fake eyelashes, I would roll my eyes and say "You see her without make up first then tell me whether she pretty or not." I didn't say that cuz I'm jealous, heavens no. To further prove my point, below are some rather entertaining pictures that may change your views on these girls forever.
Let's start with the not-so-shocking picture. She still looks pretty ok without the heavy eye makeup. Now on to the next picture!
Guys tend to have this mentality that Japanese girls have big and round eyes. Well guess what; Japanese girls are naturally single eye lidded. The power of influences from magazines, manga and Japanese movie stars who were slightly more blessed than the normal Jap girls psycho-ed us all into believing that Jap girls are, well, how we think they looked like. =/

The Jap cosmetics industry is so fantastic that double eye lids are obtainable without going through surgery. It involves a certain type of glue that holds the lower lid to the upper skin using a special stick to push the skin in. So it looks perfectly natural.. until she washed her face.
Looks so sexy with the "come hither" look right? She looks 18! =O
In actual fact under all that glamour she is an auntie. A Cheena one, I must add.
This China meimei so cute right? I betcha don't believe that she is even anywhere near FUGLY even without makeup. But I have ta burst yer bubble lads, 'cause she's the highlight of this post mannn..
Yes peeps. YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE VERY SAME GIRL. She looks like a f*ckin' MALE!!

Before you all come forward and accuse me of lying 'cause they look so bloody different, I will now show you how she changed from a man to a girl.

The makeup procedures..
Bare face.She used the miracle eye lid glue to obtain double eye lids, added those contact lenses that makes the iris looks bigger too.
With liquid foundation..
As you can see she made the picture slightly brighter.. and she added fake eyelashes too. Its a wonder how much a difference fake eyelashes do to yer peepholes. 'Cause it really does!
Eyeliner... mascara on the lower eyelashes and lip gloss..

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EUREKA! Mei nu lehzzzzz~ woohoo.
Spot the difference contest!! I think there are like 9791337LOL885934WTF2891674OMFG387587209 differences in there.

So guys, before you judge a girl by her "cover", its best that you must know what kind of girl she is. Or else if you really get together with her and she happens to be a nasty bitch, once the dust mask melts you'll be screaming that you turned gay and lock yourself in the boot of your car while letting it roll down a cliff .




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